<![CDATA[This just in: Congress is both dishonest and stupid]]>Not satisfied with lying about what time it is for half of the year, Congress decided to extend Daylight Savings Time. This brilliant decision, which is nothing more than a feel-good measure, was made a whole two years ago. And now it can be revealed that congressmen are too stupid to set their own clocks.
I want you to hear the voice of Fizzini in your head, saying “Morons.”
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