One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. Afterwards, he asked about his bill and the barber replies: “I’m sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week”. The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. The next morning, there are a dozen roses waiting for the barber at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill, the barber again replies: “I’m sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.” The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later, a bartender comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill, the barber again replies: “I’m sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.” The bartender is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card, a 12 Pak of Bud and a bottle of Jagermeister.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: “I’m sorry, I cannot take money from you; I’m doing community service this week.” The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen books such as “How to Improve Your Business” and “Becoming More Successful.”

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: “I’m sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.” The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up…

…there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut!