<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Buttle&#039;s World]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://buttle.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[clgood]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://buttle.wordpress.com/author/buttle/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[If you ever need help in&nbsp;Scotland]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>don&#8217;t expect to get it from a cop. Call a <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=26129_Full_Force_Right_in_the_Balls&amp;only">taxi driver</a> instead.</p>
<blockquote><p>“Luckily, more people joined in and we managed to beat the guy down. The police apparently caught the other man. I don’t think the policeman I saw at the scene drew his baton during the whole thing. He should have given it to me &#8211; I’d have leathered those guys with it.”
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<p>Charles at <em>LGF</em> postulates that maybe the good doctors were on Jihadi Juice. Gee. How would they have gotten access to drugs?</p>
<p>I thought the NIH was running out.</p>
<p><strong>Update:<br />
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He wasn&#8217;t kidding when he said &#8220;<a href="http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_headline=i-kicked-burning-terrorist-so-hard-in-balls-that-i-tore-a-tendon-in-my-foot--&amp;method=full&amp;objectid=19401382&amp;siteid=66633-name_page.html">full force</a>&#8220;. But he&#8217;ll be OK. He&#8217;s made of <a href="http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/2007/07/04/top-9-little-known-facts-about-glasgow-airport-hero-john-smeaton/">stern stuff</a>.</p>
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