The “Diversity Police” have descended below self parody. I seriously thought this was an Onion article when I saw this excerpt.

When were you first made aware of your race?

When did you discover your sexual identity?

Who taught you a lesson in regard to some sort of diversity awareness? What was that lesson?

When was a time when you confronted someone regarding an issue of diversity? What was the confrontation about? If haven’t, why not?

When was a time you felt oppressed? Who was oppressing you? How did you feel?

Can you think of a time when someone was offended by what you said? How did that make you feel? How do you think it made them feel? How did his/her behavior change toward you?