Frankly, every time I go through what is called “Airport Security” anymore I wonder if the terrorists haven’t already won. They not only murdered three thousand in New York, but now we have a giant government bureaucracy run by idiots and entirely staffed by unionized idiots putting us through a song and dance which doesn’t make us one whit safer than we were on September 10th.

Well, at least I can fly safe in the knowledge that bloggers won’t be bringing down the airplane with their elegant laptops.