“I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”

Thoroughly spanked by CBS, she whines this lame defense:

“You know, I think that, a minor blip, you know, if I said something that, you know, I say a lot of things—millions of words a day—so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement.”

Millions, Hillary? Let’s assume a fast talker who uses mostly monosyllabic words. Someone like that could say maybe 3 words per second. That’s 10,800 words per hour. Or 259,200 in a 24-hour day. I just don’t think she’s going to manage the nearly 12 words per second it would take to reach even one million.

What a math whiz.

I know! Let’s put her in charge of health care!

Update:

Perhaps I was hasty. (mature audiences only)

Another Update:

Malkin has artwork.