Some days I look at the field of presidential contenders and conjure Kissinger: “It’s a shame they can’t all lose.”

Update:

Ace of Spades nails it.

Obama To Rural Pennsylvanians: Vote For Me, You Corncob-Smokin’, Banjo-Strokin’ Chicken-Chokin’ Cousin-Pokin’ Inbred Hillbilly Racist Morons.

The funny part is that this is Obama just accidentally being honest. A bad habit he picked up from the little woman?