<![CDATA[Nasty Little Man Too Nasty for Islamic Jihad]]>Oh, this is just so weird. Not content with wanting to meet with merely evil terrorists, the Nasty Little Man wanted to meet with Palestinian Islamic Jihad, an even more violent and evil terrorist group. But they snubbed Mr. Peanut thinking, unbelievably, that he’s on our side and Israel’s.

In turning down the request, Shallah declared that Carter is “carrying an American-Israeli agenda,” while PIJ spokesman Daoud Shahab blasted Carter’s criticism of Palestinian rocket attacks during the former president’s visit to Sderot.

Note to PIJ: He only criticized the missile attack because his littlebrained notions of “can’t we all just get along” kicked in. You can relax. He really is on your side.

“When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people. But in a democracy like Israel, there is a wide range of opinions and that counterbalances the disappointment that I have in not meeting with the people shaping Israeli power now in the government.”

-Nasty Little Man

And you’re welcome to him.

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