<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Buttle&#039;s World]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://buttle.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[clgood]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://buttle.wordpress.com/author/buttle/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[This Guy Just Has To&nbsp;Win]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>This year&#8217;s <a href="http://www.darwinawards.com/" target="_blank">Darwin Awards</a> would seem to be a <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,364361,00.html" target="_blank">shoo-in</a>.</p>
<p><strong>Update</strong>:</p>
<p>I suppose <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,364502,00.html" target="_blank">suicide</a> makes it a DQ. Wonder what his coworkers answered.</p>
<p><strong>Update 2</strong>:</p>
<p>Not even <a href="http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1994-12.html" target="_blank">original</a>.</p>
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