<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Buttle&#039;s World]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://buttle.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[clgood]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://buttle.wordpress.com/author/buttle/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[So Elmer Gantry Walks Into a&nbsp;Bar]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Your <a href="http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=6896" target="_blank">Obama-approved jokes</a> are ready. A sample:</p>
<blockquote><p>A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Barack Obama says, &#8220;This joke isn&#8217;t going to work because there&#8217;s no Muslim in this boat.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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