<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Buttle&#039;s World]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://buttle.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[clgood]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://buttle.wordpress.com/author/buttle/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[In case you&#8217;re&nbsp;worried]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Up to the minute updates here: <a href="http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/" target="_blank">hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com</a></p>
<p>Update:</p>
<p>The site should be highly reliable. A programmer I work with just observed:</p>
<blockquote><p>If you read the html source for the page, you see a Javascript program<br />
that determines whether the world has ended or not:</p></blockquote>
<pre style="padding-left:60px;">   &lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;</pre>
<pre style="padding-left:60px;">      if (!(typeof worldHasEnded == "undefined")) {</pre>
<pre style="padding-left:60px;">         document.write("YUP.");</pre>
<pre style="padding-left:60px;">      } else {</pre>
<pre style="padding-left:60px;">         document.write("NOPE.");</pre>
<pre style="padding-left:60px;">      }</pre>
<pre style="padding-left:60px;">   &lt;/script&gt;</pre>
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<blockquote><p>It also points to a feed url, so you can use your rss reader to get<br />
updates on the destruction of the world:</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>&lt;link rel=&#8221;alternate&#8221; type=&#8221;application/atom+xml&#8221; title=&#8221;Recent Entries&#8221;<br />
href=&#8221;<a href="http://www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/atom.xml&#038;#8221" rel="nofollow">http://www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/atom.xml&#038;#8221</a>;<br />
/&gt;</p>
<p>And, there&#8217;s a warranty in an html comment:</p>
<p>&lt;!&#8211; if the lhc actually destroys the earth &amp; this page isn&#8217;t yet updated<br />
please email mike@frantic.org to receive a full refund &#8211;&gt;</p></blockquote>
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