This morning on KSFO Officer Vic had a version of the poem read by the Text To Speech robots he sometimes uses in commercials. I was laughing so hard it was difficult to drive. If he posts it on line I will link it here.

Update:

She’s in danger of being replaced by software.

More Update, and bumped:

It’s a rare poem that can be improved so much by rearranging the words. “Someone is trying to make noise, somewhere.”

Piling On:

Maybe she’s competing with the Vogons.