All hail the brave and wise Latina!
Compelling is her story!
And jurisprudent her demeanor —
She’s on the path to glory!

At SCOTUS she’ll make policy
(What need for legislators?)
More jobs! More opportunity!
For twofer second-raters.

Latina wisdom, egged on by
La Raza mischief-makers,
With fill her soul with empathy
(Though not for white test-takers).