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<p><strong>Further Update (and bumped again):</strong></p>
<p>If you&#8217;d like to know what they&#8217;re singing, a kind <em>Buttle&#8217;s World</em> reader tracked down the lyrics. In fact, here&#8217;s a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jožin_z_bažin" target="_blank">link to the whole story of the song</a>. And <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivo_Pešák" target="_blank">here&#8217;s that swell dancer</a>. Corrected Czech lyrics below.</p>
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<dd>Jedu takhle tábořit škodou sto na Oravu.</dd>
<dd>Spěchám, proto riskuji, projíždím přes Moravu.</dd>
<dd>Řádí tam to strašidlo, vystupuje z bažin,</dd>
<dd>žere hlavně Pražáky, jmenuje se Jožin.</dd>
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<dd>Jožin z bažin močálem se plíží,</dd>
<dd>Jožin z bažin k vesnici se blíží,</dd>
<dd>Jožin z bažin už si zuby brousí,</dd>
<dd>Jožin z bažin kouše, saje, rdousí.</dd>
<dd>Na Jožina z bažin, koho by to napadlo,</dd>
<dd>platí jen a pouze práškovací letadlo.</dd>
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<dd>Projížděl jsem dědinou cestou na Vizovice.</dd>
<dd>Přivítal mě předseda, řek mi u slivovice:</dd>
<dd>«Živého či mrtvého Jožina kdo přivede,</dd>
<dd>tomu já dám za ženu dceru a půl JZD.»</dd>
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<dd>Jožin z bažin… itd.</dd>
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<dd>Říkám: «Dej mi, předsedo, letadlo a prášek,</dd>
<dd>Jožina ti přivedu, nevidím v tom háček.»</dd>
<dd>Předseda mi vyhověl, ráno jsem se vznesl,</dd>
<dd>na Jožina z letadla prášek pěkně klesl.</dd>
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<dd>Jožin z bažin už je celý bílý,</dd>
<dd>Jožin z bažin z močálu ven pílí,</dd>
<dd>Jožin z bažin dostal se na kámen,</dd>
<dd>Jožin z bažin tady je s ním amen.</dd>
<dd>Jožina jsem dohnal, už ho držím, johohó,</dd>
<dd>dobré každé lóvé, prodám já ho do ZOO.</dd>
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<p>Pretty hilarious, eh? Oh, in English? Here you go:</p>
<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m driving in a Skoda 100 to camp in Orava<br />
Because I&#8217;m in a hurry, I risk crossing Moravia<br />
A monster prowls around there, it comes out of the swamp<br />
It mainly eats people from Prague, and it&#8217;s called Joe</p>
<p>Joe Swamp creeps through the bogs<br />
Joe Swamp approaches the village<br />
Joe Swamp is sharpening his teeth<br />
Joe Swamp bites and strangles<br />
Who&#8217;dve thought that the way to deal with Joe Swamp<br />
The only thing that works is a plane with white powder</p>
<p>I was driving through a village on the road to Vizovice<br />
I met the village elder who told me over some slivovice<br />
&#8220;Whoever brings me Joe, dead or alive,<br />
Shall have my daughter and half the collective farm&#8221;</p>
<p>Joe Swamp creeps through the bogs<br />
Joe Swamp approaches the village<br />
Joe Swamp is sharpening his teeth<br />
Joe Swamp bites and strangles<br />
Who&#8217;dve thought that the way to deal with Joe Swamp<br />
The only thing that works is a plane with white powder</p>
<p>I say, &#8220;Chief, give me the plane and the powder<br />
I&#8217;ll give you Joe, no problem&#8221;<br />
The Elder agreed, and at dawn I rose to the skies<br />
The powder fell beautifully from the plane onto Joe</p>
<p>Joe Swamp is now all white<br />
Joe Swamp escapes from the bogs<br />
Joe Swamp has turned to stone<br />
For Joe Swamp, this is the end<br />
I caught Joe and now I have him, woohoo!<br />
Cash is always good so now I&#8217;m selling him to the zoo</p></blockquote>
<p>Prefer it with subtitles?</p>
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<p>Apparently the song was also a hit with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgzhG-B4zWM" target="_blank">Russian Animators</a>. I guess they couldn&#8217;t afford crop dusters.</p>
<p>You have now been quite thoroughly Czech Rolled.</p>
<p><strong>Bleg:</strong></p>
<p>What is that instrument being played by the bearded man at the piano, the first one on screen, called?</p>
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