<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Carcinisation]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://carcinisation.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[aethercircuit]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://carcinisation.com/author/aethercircuit/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The problem with Old Ones is that you can&#8217;t second-guess&nbsp;them.]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Formula for creating a perfect immortal being</p>
<p>i. The being must either decay at an absolute rate of 0% or it must take energy from its environment, use that energy to replicate at a rate that will not exceed that environment&#8217;s capacity.</p>
<p>ii. The being must be highly adaptive and resistant to external threats, resolving them either by coercion, co-option, or mimicry.</p>
<p>iii. The being must be <i>even more</i> highly adaptive and resistant to <i>internal</i> threats, and the result of any engagement must be the victory of whichever internal components optimize its survival.</p>
<p>iv. If for any reason there is a critical failure in stages i – iii, the being must be able to enter a state of dormancy until it is ready to make another attempt at permanent, active existence.</p>
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