<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://clantilyscad.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[scandalousmuffin]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://clantilyscad.com/author/scandalousmuffin/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Socially Awkward on&nbsp;WordPress]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>So apparently I missed the memo that you&#8217;re supposed to name your domain after your blog name.  Like the rebel I am, I made my domain my username instead.  Quite frankly, I&#8217;m indecisive as an ADD kid who forgot his &#8220;<a href="http://www.ismp.org/newsletters/consumer/Issues/20080301.asp">special bandaid,</a>&#8221; and I&#8217;m going to change my blog name several times in the future.  An inconsistent url would bother me.</p>
<p>So I hope you readers, whoever you are, don&#8217;t get too attached to Clantily Scad.  That title was a suggestion from a very special asian girl who owes her life to sparkling cider and mansex.</p>
<p>And I&#8217;m going to work on trying to post without any sexual references.  I promise.  Unless that&#8217;s what you want.  Or do I just need to even out the sex with violence?  Violence, you say?</p>
<p>*google image searches &#8220;violence&#8221;*</p>
<p>Apparently this:</p>
<p><img src="https://i2.wp.com/imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MCG/H1338~Logo-Against-Family-Violence-with-Baby-Heart-1989-Posters.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="200" /></p>
<p>is a logo &#8220;against family violence&#8221; even though it looks like the kid is punching his conjoined asexual parents.</p>
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