<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://clantilyscad.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[scandalousmuffin]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://clantilyscad.com/author/scandalousmuffin/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Beating the Heat for Poor&nbsp;People]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">8 Super Simple Tricks to Beat the Heat</span></strong></p>
<p>#1.  Stick your sheets in your freezer for a bit before you go to bed.</p>
<p>#2.  Put a cold compress on places where your pulse is.  Neck, wrists, behind the knee.</p>
<p>#3.  Loiter at a place with air conditioning. Like the supermarket, Starbucks, or a library.  Or search craigslist for a cheap air conditioner.  I found a like new one for $50 once.</p>
<p>#4. Common sense, but stay hydrated. Get an $2 ice cube tray. If you get sick of water, lemon juice is cheap. Make your own lemonade.</p>
<p>#5.  At night when it gets cooler, open the window. Put a fan right by the window facing in and blowing air inside. It should create an area of low pressure behind the fan that will draw the cooler air in.</p>
<p>#6  Keep the shades drawn when you&#8217;re not in the room.  Use florescent lights, if you must use lightning, because the are awesome energy efficient and produce less heat.</p>
<p>#7 Ice cream!  I vote Turkey Hill as tastiest for its value in those half gallon tubs.</p>
<p>#8 Nudity + Cool shower. Take often.</p>
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Did I miss any good ones? Comment below.</p>
<p>Have a random article on why the US’s electric grid is still outdated: <a href="http://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=outdated-energy-infrastructure-hold-2009-02-23">http://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=outdated-energy-infrastructure-hold-2009-02-23</a></p>
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