<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://clantilyscad.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[scandalousmuffin]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://clantilyscad.com/author/scandalousmuffin/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Laughing at the terms and conditions of pop-up&nbsp;ads]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://customersurveypanels.com/offer/vc/terms.html">http://customersurveypanels.com/offer/vc/terms.html</a></p>
<p>Their ads are everywhere and somehow elude chrome and firefox&#8217;s otherwise decent pop-up blockers.</p>
<p>Money quote:  &#8220;To the fullest extent permissible pursuant to applicable law, customersurveypanels.com <strong>disclaims all warranties</strong>, express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement.&#8221;</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t want to quote any more for fear of violating &#8220;fair use&#8221; in case they are litigious motherfuckers.  But it&#8217;s hilarious.</p>
<p>Basically it says:</p>
<p>Please give away your personal data and waste your time on surveys.  We have no legal obligation to uphold anything on our site.  You&#8217;ll never get your free ipod.  Go fuck yourself.</p>
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