<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://clantilyscad.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[scandalousmuffin]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://clantilyscad.com/author/scandalousmuffin/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The Vault of&nbsp;Adolescence]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I went to the library today but they closed at 5 PM because my township is cheap.  So I went to the County College but they figured out I wasn&#8217;t a student anymore and closed my wifi account.</p>
<p>I had an hour to kill so I spent the time organizing some old files transferred from my desktop.  In this time, I found some old nostalgia-inducing pictures that I made when I was a teenager, and some are actually pretty well Photoshopped.  I probably knew Photoshop better then than I do now.</p>
<p><a href="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tom1.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="1168" data-permalink="https://clantilyscad.com/2011/09/02/the-vault-of-adolescence/tom-2/" data-orig-file="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tom1.jpg?w=480&#038;h=420" data-orig-size="612,536" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Tom Anderson" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tom1.jpg?w=480&#038;h=420?w=300" data-large-file="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tom1.jpg?w=480&#038;h=420?w=612" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1168" title="Tom Anderson" src="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tom1.jpg?w=480&#038;h=420" alt="" width="480" height="420" srcset="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tom1.jpg?w=480&amp;h=420 480w, https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tom1.jpg?w=150&amp;h=131 150w, https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tom1.jpg?w=300&amp;h=263 300w, https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tom1.jpg 612w" sizes="(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px" /></a></p>
<p>Tom from Myspace as God.  I actually had a myspace group, The Cult of Tom, which myspace shut down without informing me.</p>
<p><a href="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/img_0495.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="1169" data-permalink="https://clantilyscad.com/2011/09/02/the-vault-of-adolescence/img_0495/" data-orig-file="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/img_0495.jpg?w=600&#038;h=450" data-orig-size="3072,2304" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;7.1&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot A560&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1226443003&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;5.8&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.125&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Anus Pick" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/img_0495.jpg?w=600&#038;h=450?w=300" data-large-file="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/img_0495.jpg?w=600&#038;h=450?w=1024" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1169" title="Anus Pick" src="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/img_0495.jpg?w=600&#038;h=450" alt="" width="600" height="450" srcset="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/img_0495.jpg?w=600&amp;h=450 600w, https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/img_0495.jpg?w=1200&amp;h=900 1200w, https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/img_0495.jpg?w=150&amp;h=113 150w, https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/img_0495.jpg?w=300&amp;h=225 300w, https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/img_0495.jpg?w=768&amp;h=576 768w, https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/img_0495.jpg?w=1024&amp;h=768 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a></p>
<p>Anus pick.</p>
<p><a href="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/oldxangabanner.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="1170" data-permalink="https://clantilyscad.com/2011/09/02/the-vault-of-adolescence/oldxangabanner/" data-orig-file="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/oldxangabanner.jpg?w=510&#038;h=150" data-orig-size="510,150" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Old Xanga Banner" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/oldxangabanner.jpg?w=510&#038;h=150?w=300" data-large-file="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/oldxangabanner.jpg?w=510&#038;h=150?w=510" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1170" title="Old Xanga Banner" src="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/oldxangabanner.jpg?w=510&#038;h=150" alt="" width="510" height="150" srcset="https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/oldxangabanner.jpg 510w, https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/oldxangabanner.jpg?w=150&amp;h=44 150w, https://scandalousmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/oldxangabanner.jpg?w=300&amp;h=88 300w" sizes="(max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px" /></a></p>
<p>This was the banner I made for my first online journal, which was a Xanga.  In the middle is Bondage Squirrel. My handle was BarbequeLighter, so it&#8217;s holding a barbequelighter.</p>
<p>These are all going into a folder tilted &#8220;The Vault of Adolescence.&#8221;</p>
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