Via The Atlantic.

Hey, guess who is glad they dropped out of school?  Me!  Guess who paid off their loans and has an awesome credit score? Me! Guess who can undercut your salary because I have $0 in extra monthly payments?

If you plan on getting only an undergraduate degree you better have good social skills, good connections, a keen sense for the stock market, and/or studied accounting.

Taunting does not apply to those with full scholarships or rich parents.