<![CDATA[10 Very Unsexy Things You Could Try and Fail to Make Sexy for Halloween 2011]]>Halloween Costume Ideas for 2011.

10. Sexy Failed Jobs Bill

9.  Sexy Twitter Fail Whale

8.  Sexy Louis CK

7.  Sexy Freakin’ Rock Star from Mars

6.  Sexy Los Pollos Hermanos

5.  Sexy Moral Grey Area of Murdering a Dictator without Due Process

4. Sexy Celebrity Prenuptial Agreement

3. Sexy Global Warming

2. Sexy Police Brutality

1. Sexy Pancreatic Cancer

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I was going to add descriptions, but I think I should just leave the how-to-makes to your imagination.

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