<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://clantilyscad.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[scandalousmuffin]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://clantilyscad.com/author/scandalousmuffin/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Weird News Wednesday: 60-Year-Old Lady&#8217;s Naked Rampage in Brooklyn Chinese Take-Out&nbsp;Place]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s okay. I&#8217;m not including the NSFW pics taken by bystanders. But there&#8217;s a few at the original article, if your curiosity can&#8217;t contain itself. Via<a href="http://gothamist.com/2011/11/15/nsfw_photos_60-year-old_woman_goes.php#photo-1"> Gothamist</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The incident took place after 3 p.m. on Thursday in Bay Ridge on Third Avenue between 80th and 81st Streets. The woman in question, who police are declining to identify, was apparently a regular on the strip known for muttering to herself but had never been known to do anything like this.  Apparently what set her off was seeing something that said &#8220;Free&#8221; (possibly &#8220;free delivery&#8221;) in the window of Dragon China between 79th and 80th Street</p></blockquote>
<p>The more news article-esque story with eyewitness accounts at <a href="http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/34/46/br_nakedrampage_2011_11_18_bp.html">The Brooklyn Paper</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Zhao said that the cashier explained that not everything was free — but that only enraged the woman, who slammed her fingers down on the menu, screaming, “Free, free, free, free!”</p></blockquote>
<p>The disturned woman then started throwing everything in the store she could get her hands on, including a watermelon at a nearby business owner that had come to check out commotion.  She ran outside, stripped off everything, jumped on a convertible in the middle of an intersection, and spread eagle on it.  Then she ran back into the Chinese place, used money from the register to start a fire on top of the stove, and starting throwing bottles.  Fireman secured the blaze and NYPD was eventually able to subdue her.</p>
<p>Some of the commenters on the original posts are criticizing the coverage as exploitative, because the woman was clearly mentally ill.  But you can&#8217;t not talk about something this cinematic. And that smile on her face as she disrupts an intersection&#8217;s traffic is truly inspiring.</p>
<p>At that moment, she looks like the happiest human being alive.</p>
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