“I love you more than
Whitney Houston loves bathtime
With barbiturates”

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I’m too lazy to do this again. Just go to

http://clantilyscad.com/2011/07/24/i-got-2k-hits-because-you-are-all-terrible-people/

and replace “Amy Winehouse” with topical dead celebrity.

“What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Jack Daniels?  Jack comes alive with coke.”