<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://clantilyscad.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[scandalousmuffin]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://clantilyscad.com/author/scandalousmuffin/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Jezebel Teaches me how to be Hipster AND&nbsp;Racist]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<h2><a href="http://jezebel.com/5905291/a-complete-guide-to-hipster-racism">A Complete Guide to ‘Hipster Racism’</a></h2>
<p>via Jezebel.</p>
<blockquote><p>There&#8217;s been a lot of talk these last couple of weeks about &#8220;hipster racism&#8221; or &#8220;ironic racism&#8221;—or, as I like to call it, racism. It&#8217;s, you know, introducing your black friend as &#8220;my black friend&#8221;—as a joke!!!—to show everybody how totally not preoccupied you are with your black friend&#8217;s blackness. It&#8217;s the gentler, more clueless, and more insidious cousin of a hick in a hood; the domain of educated, middle-class white people (like me—to be clear, I am one of those) who believe that not wanting to be racist makes it okay for them to be totally racist.</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Examples of Hipster Racism According to Lindy West:</strong></p>
<p><strong>1.</strong></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Racist Stephen " src="https://i0.wp.com/images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/3/3c/ColbertAlan.png" alt="" width="302" height="225" /></p>
<p><strong>2. </strong><span class="embed-youtube" style="text-align:center; display: block;"><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='640' height='390' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/aeL9gagV_VA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;wmode=transparent' allowfullscreen='true' style='border:0;'></iframe></span></p>
<p><strong>3.</strong></p>
<p><strong>4. </strong><img class="alignnone" title="Blood Sausage" src="https://i2.wp.com/www.seriouseats.com/images/20081107-bloodsausage.jpg" alt="" width="395" height="354" /></p>
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<div><em></em> I wish I was aloud to use the n word sometimes (in a non racist way of course)</div>
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<div><strong>5.</strong></div>
<div><img class="alignnone" title="Navajo" src="https://i0.wp.com/racked.com/uploads/2011_11_Forever-21-Navajo-Underwear.png" alt="" width="500" height="242" /></div>
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<p>Thanks, Jezebel.  I will be sure not to wear my large-framed eyeglasses over my Klan hat, like your graphic on an anti-irony and anti-racism article so artfully depicts.  I&#8217;ll also be sure to tell my black friends that race is &#8220;made-up&#8221; and &#8220;arbitrary&#8221; like&#8221; Santa Claus&#8221; so they no longer have to worry about sickle cell anemia.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p><strong>Next week on Hipster Sexism: </strong></p>
<p><em> &#8220;Women can&#8217;t be lawyers.&#8221;</em> -Ruth Bader Ginsberg</p>
<p><strong>Next week on Hipster Classism:</strong></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Classism" src="https://i1.wp.com/swamplot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ers-fema-trailer-front.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="268" />=</p>
<p><strong>Next week on Hipster Ageism:</strong>  I&#8217;m going to buy rocking chairs and live-blog my knitting party.  Where all my friends with scoliosis will most certainly complain about the colored folk.</p>
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