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<div style="width: 394px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img class=" " title="Not the kitten" src="https://i0.wp.com/i.imgur.com/VMBqF.jpg" alt="" width="384" height="576" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Not THE kitten. But who doesn&#8217;t like the Catbook Pro?</p></div>
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<h1><a href="http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/NATL-Kittens-not-allowed-in-Florida-Strip-Clubs-158564265.html">Man Barred from Taking Kitten to Florida Strip Club</a></h1>
<blockquote><p>The Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office reported Everett Lages refused to leave the premises when the owner of Emerald City strip club said he wouldn’t be allowed in with the cat.</p>
<p>Rather than leave, Lages called 911. When deputies arrived, they called a taxi for the intoxicated kitten owner to get him and the pet back home, police wrote in a news release posted on Facebook.</p></blockquote>
<p>The guy was subsequently arrested when he refused to pay the cabbie, and the kitten was taken by animal control.  Mugshot in the link.</p>
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