My life goal is go viral on the Internet by ripping off other people’s ideas. (My parents didn’t love me.)

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Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK

“My dream is to make a living writing dick jokes for people that have been to college.”

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“Goddamn, I need a man purse.”

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“Feminist mime class. Help! Help! I’m trapped under a glass ceiling.” –@TheRealDictator

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“She bought a shower curtain that says YOLO on it.” “This shit has gone too far.” #YOLO

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“We’re living in a Dystopia!”