Overheard Brooklyn

@HeardInBK

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Williamsburg, Brooklyn 

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“I would like to thank the fine denizens of the Internet for inspiring my wireless network name. ‘BonerHitler.'”

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“My love life is a Jungian soap opera.”

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“You’re raping the cows! You’re raping the cows!” [at icecream truck]

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“He’s like Thoreau but with Tourette’s.”

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“They rhymed ‘Vietnam’ with ‘Bambi’s mom.'” #garfunkelandoates

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no matter how many people think of a stoner dating site, it will never get built