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<p>&#8220;Obama care.&#8221; -The Hulk giving an impassioned speech at an Obama fundraising dinner he hosted</p>
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<p><a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney"><img src="https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1643163355/Screen_shot_2011-11-16_at_9.08.14_PM_normal.png" alt="rob delaney" /><strong>rob delaney</strong> ‏<s>@</s><strong>robdelaney</strong></a></p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/MittRomney" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><strong>MittRomney</strong></a> probably mexican robots entered kagan &amp; sotomayor’s vaginas &amp; poisoned roberts’ mind w period gas? no more wimmen on court!</p>
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<div><a href="https://twitter.com/andylevy"><img src="https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1165306254/Andy_Levy_normal.jpg" alt="Andy Levy" /><strong>Andy Levy</strong> ‏<s>@</s><strong>andylevy</strong></a></div>
<p>“In the end it turns out it was a tax all along!” &#8211; M. Night Shyamalan, pitching his new movie, “Obamascare”</p>
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<div><a href="https://twitter.com/indecision"><img src="https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1979931372/INDY_FBProfilePic_600_normal.jpg" alt="Indecision" /><strong>Indecision</strong> ‏<s>@</s><strong>indecision</strong></a></div>
<p>Mitt Romney&#8217;s speech doubles as the speech he&#8217;d deliver if we were attacked by aliens under his presidency.</p>
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<div><a href="https://twitter.com/Pikaoh"><img src="https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1411995903/l352_normal.png" alt="ピカお嬢様" /><strong>ピカお嬢様</strong> ‏<s>@</s><strong>Pikaoh</strong></a></div>
<p><a title="#obamacare" href="https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23obamacare"><s><strong>#</strong></s><strong><strong>obamacare</strong></strong></a> is worse than 9/11&#8230; at least that was planned by an american president</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-moving-to-canada-because-of-obamacare"><strong>People Who Say They&#8217;re Moving To Canada Because Of ObamaCare -Buzzfeed</strong></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.indecisionforever.com/blog/2012/06/28/5-best-reactions-to-the-supreme-court-health-care-ruling?xrs=synd_twitter"> <strong>Sarah Palin writes a poem for the occasion.</strong></a></p>
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<p>The Supreme Court sprinkler system, which <a href="http://www.mediaite.com/tv/whoops-greta-van-susteren-and-a-bunch-of-reporters-just-got-sprayed-by-the-supreme-court-sprinkler-system/" target="_blank">freedom-peed</a> all over reporters covering the ruling.</p>
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<p><strong><a href="http://heygirlaffordablecareact.tumblr.com/">Hey Girl Affordable Care Act</a><a href="http://heygirlaffordablecareact.tumblr.com/"> Tumblr</a></strong></p>
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<p>Will update with more as they keep coming in. Comment below if you have any!</p>
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