“Yeah, I do want to say something to you. As a Batgirl, you’re disappointing!” –@_mcchris to drunk heckler being led out of@KnitBrooklyn
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“Yeah, I do want to say something to you. As a Batgirl, you’re disappointing!” –@_mcchris to drunk heckler being led out of@KnitBrooklyn
“You don’t throw a cup at digital Woody Guthrie!” –@_mcchris at drunk heckler.
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“I thought ‘Pynchonian’ was a type of lunch meat.”
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“Going to the dentist is like going to Cirque de Soleil except I’m always going to get mauled by tigers.”
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“I never preheat my oven. I’m a rebel.”
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“I just used ‘ceteris paribus’ in a text message. Yeah… I’m a nerd.”
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#overheardinbk “it was great! i really got to experience the cultural anonymity of dressing barn animals in old-timey people clothes.”
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“Thomas Jefferson and the Declaration of Independence would be a great indie band name.”
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Overheard Brooklyn @HeardInBK
“Dolphins Rape People. Band name or PSA?” At Norman ave and Jewel st, Greenpoint.
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“I saw a girl with a brass-colored leg and my first thought was “what a great steampunk outfit.”
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“Sometimes when I’m bored on the train I play ‘Who in this car would I most likely fuck.’ ‘Me too.'”
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Previous collections of “best of” tweets are Here and Here.
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