<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://clantilyscad.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[scandalousmuffin]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://clantilyscad.com/author/scandalousmuffin/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[WTF Wednesday &#8211; TSA Pats Down Holder of World&#8217;s Largest&nbsp;Penis]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Weird News Wednesday, today accompanied by an <em>a cappella</em> song.</p>
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<h2><a href="http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2012/07/17/man-with-worlds-biggest-penis-stopped-at-sfo-security/">San Francisco Chronicle:  Man with ‘world’s biggest penis’ stopped at SFO security</a></h2>
<blockquote><p>Jonah Falcon, 41, who has been featured in several documentaries about the world’s biggest penises, was returning from a trip in San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped at security by TSA agents who spotted something out of the ordinary hanging to the left in his pants, he said&#8230;</p>
<p>“It was probably harder on them than it was on me,” Falcon said.</p></blockquote>
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