<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://clantilyscad.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[scandalousmuffin]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://clantilyscad.com/author/scandalousmuffin/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Drunk Lab Tech Parties Half-Naked With&nbsp;Monkeys]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>This is a Weird News Wednesday one day late.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Drunk Chimp" src="https://i1.wp.com/i.imgur.com/dcU3Q.gif" alt="" width="350" height="397" /></p>
<p>Mug shots and story <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2191261/Coley-Mitchell-Lab-technician-arrested-drunk-pants--surrounded-monkeys.html">via The Daily Mail</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A university lab technician was arrested after he was found intoxicated with his pants down, surrounded by two monkeys who had been released from their cages.</p>
<p>Coley Mitchell was discovered by a co-worker sitting in a chair, half naked, in a locker room at Georgia Health Sciences University on August 13&#8230;</p>
<p>When police officers asked the 32-year-old to leave the facility, he was aggressive and uncooperative, according to <a href="http://www.wrdw.com/news/crimeteam12/headlines/GHSU-lab-employee-arrested-after-being-found-drunk-in-facility-166581666.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">WRDW-TV</a>.</p></blockquote>
<p>Good times, those monkey parties. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU4tNOcj308">Relevant Song</a>.</p>
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