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<p><a href="http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&amp;objectid=10835890">Via The New Zealand Herald</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus and the incident is the talk of the place,&#8221; a hospital source said. &#8220;Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that have got stuck where they shouldn&#8217;t be before, but an eel has to be a first.&#8221;</p>
<p>It is unclear how the eel managed to be trapped inside the man. It is believed medics successfully removed it and the man was later discharged.</p></blockquote>
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<p>This blog is classy.</p>
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