<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://clantilyscad.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[scandalousmuffin]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://clantilyscad.com/author/scandalousmuffin/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Newt Gingrich Doesn&#8217;t Know What a Smartphone&nbsp;Is]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I haven&#8217;t been posting a lot lately because I want to not turn this blog into a re-blog wonderland or a second youtube favorites playlist, but this one was too good:</p>
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<p>&#8211;</p>
<p>&#8220;We spent weeks trying to figure out what you call this&#8230; if it&#8217;s taking pictures, it&#8217;s not a cell phone.&#8221;</p>
<p>Oh, Newt, I&#8217;m sad the effort to Santorum-ize <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gingrich">your name</a> never really took off.</p>
<p>I really hope Colbert addresses this tonight.</p>
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