<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://clantilyscad.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[scandalousmuffin]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://clantilyscad.com/author/scandalousmuffin/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Louis CK Explains NYC Subway Frustration at the Comedy&nbsp;Cellar]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Louis C.K. describes the worst part of the subway perfectly.</p>
<p>Hat-tip to <a href="http://brokelyn.com/heres-louis-c-k-describing-the-worst-part-of-the-subway-perfectly/">Brokelyn</a> for the Link:</p>
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<p>&#8211;</p>
<p>Man, I miss his TV show. (The second one, of course, although <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Louie">Lucky Louie</a> wasn&#8217;t actually all that terrible.)</p>
<p>Also&#8230;</p>
<p>Louis C.K. re-imagines classic jokes:</p>
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<p>&#8211;</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know why the chicken crossed the road&#8230; Shouldn&#8217;t it be on a farm fucking other chickens?&#8230; There is no dialogue or conversation with a chicken; It just gets eaten and I take a shit.&#8221;</p>
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