Checklist of Standard Reddit Thread Responses / Upvote and Circlejerk Fodder

[] Yes

[] This

[] Came here to say this

[] Logged in just to upvote this

[] I know this will never be seen but…

[] I found this gem…

[] This will be downvoted to hell/buried but…

[] An upvote for you, good sir

[] You are a gentleman and a scholar

[] You magnificent bastard

[] M’lady / tips fedora

[] Someone give this man reddit gold

[] Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

[] Anne Frankly I did nazi that coming

[] That escalated quickly

[] To the top with you!

[] Lost it at ____

[] This is why we can’t have nice things

[] Faith in humanity restored

[] Whoa / mind = blown

[] Manly tears were shed

[] Cutting onions

[] I know that feel, bro

[] Right in the feels

[] Risky click

[] Shots fired

[] Nailed it

[] You. I like you

[] I regret that I only have one upvote to give

[] Tree fiddy

[] Was not disappointed

[] Wait, why do I have you tagged as _______?

[] What did I just read?

[] Da fuq?

[] YOU HAD ONE JOB

[] I can’t fap to this

[] Cakeday

[] What are you doing, stahp

[] For science

[] That’s enough internet for me today

[] Would not bang

[] x/10 would (not) Y

[] What is this I don’t even?

[] How is this WTF?

[] Something about this list.

[] Circlejerk must be leaking

[] Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym

[] Said no one ever

[] I have the weirdest boner right now

[] /thread

[] My first post

[] Edit: wow I can’t believe my top comment is about _______

[] EDIT: Seriously front page? Thanks guys!

[] EDIT: Obligatory front page edit!!!

[] Are you me?

[] No, this is Patrick!

[] Directions unclear – dick stuck in _______

[] I laughed way harder than I should have

[] It’s almost like Reddit is thousands of different people

with thousands of different opinions.

[] Plot twist: _____

[] Step one: be attractive. Step two: don’t be unattractive.

[] Something something broken arms

[] ____ here: can confirm / can confirm: am ____/ etc

[] Something involving sex with “your mom”

[] Mom’s spaghetti

[] Tom Cruise

[] Ghandi (Gandhi*)

[] [________ intensifies]

[] rekt

[] Doctors/Moms/Etc HATE him/her

Reddit stories:

[] Cumbox

[] Cumboxers

[] Jolly Rancher

[] Wednesday, the cat

[] Doritos

[] Colby

[] Broken Arms – Mom jerked him off