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<p>William Shakespeare did more than write the most famous plays and sonnets in English literature and <a rel="noopener" href="https://commonplacefacts.wordpress.com/2016/12/14/from-the-hand-of-the-bard/">contribute more than 1,700 words to the English language</a>.  He can also claim credit for inventing one of the most popular forms of humor: the knock-knock joke. The date was 1606, and the venue was <em>Macbeth, </em>Act 2, Scene 3:</p>



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<blockquote class="wp-block-quote is-style-large"><p><strong>PORTER: </strong>Here&#8217;s a knocking indeed! If a man were porter of<br />hell-gate, he should have old turning the key.</p><p><em>Knock within</em></p><p>Knock, knock, knock, knock! Who&#8217;s there, i’ the name of Belzebub Here&#8217;s a farmer that hanged himself on th’ expectation of plenty. Come in time! Have napkins<br />enow about you; here you&#8217;ll sweat for&#8217;t.</p><p><em>Knock within</em></p><p>Knock, knock! Who’s there, in th&#8217; other devil’s name?<br />Faith, here’s an equivocator that could swear in both<br />the scales against either scale, who committed<br />treason enough for God’s sake, yet could not<br />equivocate to heaven. O, come in, equivocator.</p><p><em>Knock within</em></p><p>Knock, knock, knock! Who&#8217;s there? Faith, here&#8217;s an<br />English tailor come hither, for stealing out of a<br />French hose. Come in, tailor; here you may roast your goose.</p><p><em>Knock within</em></p><p>Knock, knock! Never at quiet! What are you? But this<br />place is too cold for hell. I&#8217;ll devil-porter it no further.<br />I had thought to have let in some of all professions, that go<br />the primrose way to the everlasting bonfire.</p></blockquote>
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