Reporters are supposed to restrain themselves from jumping too quickly to conclusions. In this case, the writer of the headline is only suggesting the possibility that a meteorite came from space. It is unclear what additional research is needed.
While it is true that the public tends to read just about anything written about the UK’s royal family, the fact that Diana, Princess of Wales, was alive even before she was dead is hardly news. If the newspaper has information about her being alive hours after she died, well, that’s an entirely different story.
As exciting as it is to hear about a pilot successfully touching down on a busy freeway, it’s pretty much agreed that airport runways are the preferred place to land.
The genius who came to this conclusion might want to apply to get some grant money from the place that funded a study into why walking with a cup of coffee tends to cause it to spill.
Who woulda thunk it? Clearly, the need to be literate was not a hinderance to the next headline writer’s career….
But evidently, there is still a lot of wrok work to be done.
Oh dear. We can’t even….
This is, indeed, big news. We would’ve thought age 20 would have been the defining moment. We are quite curious about the teen pregnancies that were tracked in the five years before this significant drop off.
Astonishing that the feds found weapons in a weapon shop! The only thing sillier would be if someone looked for coffins at a graveyard. Oh, wait a minute….
…and the penny drops.
They probably discussed the measure during a potluck dinner.
We can’t tell if this headline is written from a perspective of seeking a new purpose for the homeless, of if it reflects the growing horror of the writer, who had hoped the cold temperatures would have taken care of the pesky problem.
They have, however, been known to vote in quite a few elections.
The article leaves unanswered how many were dead to start with.
We couldn’t bring ourselves to read the article itself, out of fear that it was a recipe for the latest fad diet.
At last, some good news! Anyone who walks away from an accident like this with a little leg pain shouldn’t be complaining.
Don’t be too quick to laugh at this one. The same couldn’t be said about the €150,000 bridge that was built for squirrels.
Perhaps it was while seeking the answer to this problem that the mayor of one city drowned in a vat of raw sewage.
Maybe it balanced out by opening a meeting about closed meetings?
Don’t laugh. There are some of us whose vocal skills can only be appreciated among those who can’t hear them.
Sadly, the plan for improving community health through mattress salesman just didn’t pan out.
The first step is admitting that you have a problem.
“And while we’re on the topic of all of you discourteous employees who don’t plan out your illnesses, let’s address our Emergency Room policy. We don’t want you running off to the hospital every time you break your leg….”
That’ll show ‘em. That’s like the people who protested a new Sega video game and tried to teach the company a lesson by causing its sales to boom.
…and THAT’s like the school that had to cancel its “Uncomfortable Learning” lecture because students found the topic uncomfortable.
Fortunately, obesity isn’t one of them.
We’re told that listeners had difficulty seeing the image, though.
The poor guy probably had to put up with jokes about his name his entire life, just like Dr. Whet Faartz
It sounds like this “miracle cure” was administered by the same doctor who killed 3 people while performing one surgical procedure.
The headline, name of the witness, details about what he is supposed to testify about, and his photograph, all in one article. On a positive note, they didn’t publish his new address.
It’s so hard to find good recipes for Canadians, but the offer of getting a free heart-shaped ravioli with the purchase was the deal-closer for us.
Unfortunately, their plan to plan a strategic plan wasn’t nearly as strategic.
And sometimes the attempt to correct the mistake can be even more entertaining, as was the case in this situation.
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