(PLEASE NOTE: BIG ESSAYS GOING ON HOLD FOR THE HOLIDAY WEEK. IN THE MEANTIME HERE A LITTLE THING TO ENJOY. HAPPY TURKEY-DAY FROM HULK!)

EVERYWHERE HULK GO LATELY HULK BEEN TALKING ABOUT HULK’S EXCITEMENT FOR THE NEW MUPPET MOVIE (AND AS OF LAST WEEK IT’S BEEN SINGING THE FILM’S PRAISES) AND YET HULK CONSTANTLY MET WITH THE SAME THING:

“Yeah, I never really watched the Muppets, so I’m not really int-” [OFF GLARE] “Oh god, pleasedonthurtmeohgodohgod.”

INVOLUNTARY THREATENING-HULK-GESTURES ASIDE, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE IS THIS PROFOUND CULTURE-HOLE IN MOST OF YOU, RIGHT WHERE YOUR MUPPETS SHOULD BE.

CHECK OUT THE ARTICLE ON BADASS DIGEST:

http://badassdigest.com/2011/11/24/film-crit-hulk-smash-wont-you-meet-the-muppets/