<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[shattersnipe: malcontent &amp; rainbows]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://fozmeadows.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[fozmeadows]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://fozmeadows.wordpress.com/author/fozmeadows/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Jenga Inspires Architect,&nbsp;Apparently]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Architects of the world, I have two words for you: <a href="http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2008/06/25/1214073294362.html">Revolving. Skyscraper.</a></p>
<p>I honestly don&#8217;t know whether to be awed or frightened. The whole thing spins around a central pivot, and by <em>whole thing</em>, I mean that each individual apartment rotates independantly of the others. Presumably, there&#8217;s some very good, rooted-in-physics reason why it won&#8217;t come tumbling down in a fiery wall of doom, but still, my brain keeps screaming: <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrifugal_force">centrifugal force! </a></em></p>
<p>So I guess we have moving houses now, although the concept of flying cars has, presumably, been sublimated by the need to build any car, flying or otherwise, that viably runs on <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/02/19/1045638360887.html">something other than petrol</a>, because <a href="http://in.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idINSP7366720080613">despite what Reuters says</a>, there can physically be no such thing as a car that runs on water. If there was, it would rewrite the laws of thermodynamics. Just FYI. (For those interested in a musical explanation of the laws of thermodynamics, <a href="http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/f/firstandsecondlaw.shtml">Messrs Flanders and Swan are happy to oblige</a>.)</p>
<p>Still, if asked to choose, I&#8217;d prefer <a href="http://prometheus.med.utah.edu/~bwjones/C1276349108/E1035837334/Media/howls%20moving%20castle.jpg">Howl&#8217;s Moving Castle</a> to a <a href="http://www.fahad.com/pics/dubai_rotating_building_1_lrg.jpg">glass Jenga statue</a> any day. At least it comes with <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0347149/">Christian Bale</a>.</p>
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