<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[shattersnipe: malcontent &amp; rainbows]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://fozmeadows.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[fozmeadows]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://fozmeadows.wordpress.com/author/fozmeadows/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[In Case You Were Wondering&#8230;]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;here&#8217;s some stuff about me, because it&#8217;s late and because I can.</p>
<p><strong>Top 5 Books</strong></p>
<p>1. <a href="http://www.goneawayworld.co.uk/">The Gone-Away World</a> &#8211; Nick Harkaway</p>
<p>2. <a href="http://notesfromthegeekshow.blogspot.com/">Vellum/Ink</a> &#8211; Hal Duncan</p>
<p>3. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hunt_(author)">The Court of the Air/The Kingdom Beyond the Waves</a> &#8211; Stephen Hunt</p>
<p>4. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungle_Book">The Jungle Book/The Second Jungle Book</a> &#8211; Rudyard Kipling</p>
<p>5. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gods">American Gods</a> &#8211; Neil Gaiman</p>
<p><strong>Top 5 Films</strong></p>
<p>1. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0434409/">V for Vendetta</a> &#8211; James McTeigue</p>
<p>2. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379786/">Serenity</a> &#8211; Joss Whedon</p>
<p>3. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381061/">Casino Royale</a> &#8211; Martin Campbell</p>
<p>4. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206634/">Children of Men</a> &#8211; Alfonso Cuaron</p>
<p>5. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457430/">Pan&#8217;s Labyrinth</a> &#8211; Guillermo del Toro</p>
<p><strong>Top 5 Poems</strong></p>
<p>1. <a href="http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ulysses-2/">Ulysses</a> &#8211; Alfred, Lord Tennyson</p>
<p>2. <a href="http://www.poetseers.org/the_great_poets/british_poets/kipling_poems/sack_of_the_gods">The Sack of the Gods</a> &#8211; Rudyard Kipling</p>
<p>3. <a href="http://famouspoetsandpoems.com/poets/e__e__cummings/poems/14287">but if a living dance upon dead minds&#8230; </a>&#8211; e. e. cummings</p>
<p>4. <a href="http://plagiarist.com/poetry/643/">With Mercy For The Greedy</a> &#8211; Anne Sexton</p>
<p>5. <a href="http://www.palace.net/~llama/poetry/ladylaz">Lady Lazarus</a> &#8211; Sylvia Plath</p>
<p><strong>Top 5 TV Shows</strong></p>
<p>1. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118276/">Buffy the Vampire Slayer</a></p>
<p>2. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056751/">Dr Who</a></p>
<p>3. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118298/">Daria</a></p>
<p>4. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/">Firefly</a></p>
<p>5. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149460/">Futurama</a></p>
<p><strong>Top 5 Bands</strong></p>
<p>1. V.A.S.T</p>
<p>2. Tonic</p>
<p>3. Aimee Man</p>
<p>4. Audioslave</p>
<p>5. Dido</p>
<p><strong>Top 5 Obscure Interests</strong></p>
<p>1. British radio comedy between 1930 &#8211; 1980</p>
<p>2. Weird hats</p>
<p>3. Obsolete words</p>
<p>4. The meaning/origin of names</p>
<p>5. Parallel mythologies</p>
<p><strong>Five Odd Things I&#8217;ve Done (While Sober)</strong></p>
<p>1. Laughed at the word &#8216;pineapple&#8217; for 20 minutes straight</p>
<p>2. Cut my foot on a mouth organ</p>
<p>3. Become inexpicably lost in my own bedroom</p>
<p>4. Set a plastic chair on fire with a home-made chandelier</p>
<p>5. Inhaled a live moth</p>
<p><strong>Five Normal Things I Don&#8217;t Do</strong></p>
<p>1. Drive</p>
<p>2. Drink beer</p>
<p>3. Drink coffee</p>
<p>4. Wear makeup</p>
<p>5. Watch reality TV (shudder)</p>
<p><strong>Five Things I Wanted To Be When I Grew Up</strong></p>
<p>1. Archaeologist</p>
<p>2. Palaeontologist</p>
<p>3. Ornothologist</p>
<p>4. Foreign Correspondent</p>
<p>5. Librarian</p>
<p><strong>Top 5 Vices</strong></p>
<p>1. Ice-cream</p>
<p>2. <a href="www.penny-arcade.com">Webcomics</a></p>
<p>3. <a href="www.thinkgeek.com">Geeky t-shirts</a></p>
<p>4. Tetris</p>
<p>5. Quoting</p>
<p>&#8230;And that&#8217;s me in a nutshell, really.</p>
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