<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://funwithcole.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[cogamble]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://funwithcole.wordpress.com/author/cogamble/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Things You Should Never Say at a Chuck E. Cheese Birthday&nbsp;Party]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[“Hey why don’t we skip the pitcher of beer and just set me up with an IV, eh Chuck? Just kidding, but seriously, keep those pitchers coming. Dad’s in some pain and he needs his medicine.”]]></html><thumbnail_url><![CDATA[https://i1.wp.com/clipart.toonarific.com/data/media/148/Chuck_E_Cheese4.gif?fit=440%2C330]]></thumbnail_url><thumbnail_width><![CDATA[300]]></thumbnail_width><thumbnail_height><![CDATA[296]]></thumbnail_height></oembed>