<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://funwithcole.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[cogamble]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://funwithcole.wordpress.com/author/cogamble/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[&#8220;Smear the Queer&#8221; and Why I Don&#8217;t Play&nbsp;Sports]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[When I was young I rarely engaged in sports. A fat kid who bruised easily, the only time I broke a sweat is when I leaned too close to the toaster oven waiting for my pizza bagels.  I was so fat my parents had to rub Vaseline on my thighs to keep them from chaffing.  I wish I had not just said/written that. ]]></html><thumbnail_url><![CDATA[https://i1.wp.com/www.failpix.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fail_kick.jpg?fit=440%2C330]]></thumbnail_url><thumbnail_width><![CDATA[]]></thumbnail_width><thumbnail_height><![CDATA[]]></thumbnail_height></oembed>