<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://funwithcole.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[cogamble]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://funwithcole.wordpress.com/author/cogamble/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[How to Write the Next Twilight, Stephen King Book or Critically Acclaimed&nbsp;Novel]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[Everyone wants to write the next blockbuster book series. And it’s easy to see why; authors such as Stephanie Meyer and Dan Brown have proven all it takes is a fifth-grade reading level and an utter contempt for your audience to hit pay dirt. So let’s get started, and by “started” I don’t mean enroll in a prestigious creative writing institution. Writers are doers, not learners. If college was for people who do things they’d call it “Do-llege.” You don’t need college.  All you need are these simple tips:]]></html><thumbnail_url><![CDATA[https://i2.wp.com/funnycrave.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/under-the-dome-ab113009.jpg?fit=440%2C330]]></thumbnail_url><thumbnail_width><![CDATA[374]]></thumbnail_width><thumbnail_height><![CDATA[53]]></thumbnail_height></oembed>