<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://funwithcole.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[cogamble]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://funwithcole.wordpress.com/author/cogamble/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The Awful Wedding Story –or- &#8220;Ode to&nbsp;Joy&#8221;]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[This is how Nicole and I got engaged: we were both drunk in a bar and she dared me to do it. I ripped the stems from two cocktail cherries and tied them into a loop, placing the sticky cherry stem “ring” on Nicole’s ring finger. Looking back on how it began, it makes sense now how the wedding turned out.]]></html><thumbnail_url><![CDATA[http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v649/50/16/583505855/a583505855_2636182_5158576.jpg]]></thumbnail_url><thumbnail_width><![CDATA[]]></thumbnail_width><thumbnail_height><![CDATA[]]></thumbnail_height></oembed>