<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://funwithcole.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[cogamble]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://funwithcole.wordpress.com/author/cogamble/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Until you&#8217;ve wielded one of these, you&#8217;re life is meaningless&nbsp;(PIC)]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[time to get one, lest you want to continue living a life that is a joke.]]></html><thumbnail_url><![CDATA[https://i1.wp.com/28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6dz35QuVb1qz8yr3o1_500.jpg?fit=440%2C330]]></thumbnail_url><thumbnail_width><![CDATA[439]]></thumbnail_width><thumbnail_height><![CDATA[231]]></thumbnail_height></oembed>