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<p>Perhaps it&#8217;s not &#8220;Hebus,&#8221; maybe he&#8217;s the Jipster. Actually, I think &#8220;Jipster&#8221; is what you call any secretly Christian hipster. I made that up, but that means I now own the term &#8220;Jipster&#8221;! I mean <em>Jipster™©®</em></p>
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