<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://funwithcole.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[cogamble]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://funwithcole.wordpress.com/author/cogamble/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Brendan Fraser Has Cancer&nbsp;(Probably)]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone" title="brendan fraser" src="https://i1.wp.com/media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/53150/fraser_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg" alt="" width="627" height="325" />&#8230;Or leukemia or fatal diareeia or Hitler AIDS or something. Surely Brendan Fraser must be dying of something wretched and racking up the medical bills, because nothing else explains what he&#8217;s done to his career. How else do you explain this latest news, Brendan Fraser will star in a &#8220;fish heist&#8221; movie called <em>Whole Lotta Sole</em>. Most of us still remember <em>Furry Vengeance</em> exists. I have no hate for Frasier and I&#8217;m seriously worried about him. So if you seem him on the street and he offers to shit his pants for a dollar, just give him the dollar&#8211;he really needs it.</p>
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<p>News source: <a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/brendan-fraser-will-star-in-a-fish-heist-movie-cal,53150/">AV Club</a></p>
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