<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://funwithcole.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[cogamble]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://funwithcole.wordpress.com/author/cogamble/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Sexist Ad Campaign &#8211; Milk Cures PMS, but Not Being a Giant&nbsp;DoucheBag]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://funwithcole.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pms-milk.jpg"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="1156" data-permalink="https://funwithcole.wordpress.com/2011/07/13/sexist-ad-campaign-milk-cures-pms-but-not-being-a-giant-douchebag/pms-milk/" data-orig-file="https://funwithcole.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pms-milk.jpg" data-orig-size="1164,605" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Cole&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1310504510&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="pms milk" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-medium-file="https://funwithcole.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pms-milk.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://funwithcole.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pms-milk.jpg?w=1024" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1156" title="pms milk" src="https://funwithcole.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pms-milk.jpg?w=640&#038;h=332" alt="" width="640" height="332" srcset="https://funwithcole.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pms-milk.jpg?w=640&amp;h=332 640w, https://funwithcole.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pms-milk.jpg?w=150&amp;h=78 150w, https://funwithcole.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pms-milk.jpg?w=300&amp;h=156 300w, https://funwithcole.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pms-milk.jpg?w=768&amp;h=399 768w, https://funwithcole.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pms-milk.jpg?w=1024&amp;h=532 1024w, https://funwithcole.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pms-milk.jpg 1164w" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a>So this is how we sell milk now. Cool. Very hip. Very &#8220;now.&#8221; Cool like a cutting edge, Jay Leno monologue cool.</p>
<p>With this gut-punchingly unfunny, sexist bullshit. I had no idea Milk was in such a bad way. Apparently the industry is struggling big time because this ad campaign pull out all the stops. How desperately do we need to sell milk folks? Is there a child&#8217;s life on the line? Will a small child die if we don&#8217;t meet our milk purchasing quota this quarter? If so, why didn&#8217;t you just say so?</p>
<p>Besides, why are we trying to sell milk to men. Everybody knows buying the milk is womens&#8217; work. (High five your computer screen)</p>
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