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<p>Finally, a pointless Internet fad I can get on board with. Because I love manhandling me some McDonald&#8217;s ice cream cones.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re too lazy to watch an Internet video, put down your feeding tube and read this definition:<!--more--></p>
<p>Coneing:</p>
<div>The art of grabbing a McDonald&#8217;s ice-cream cone from the ice cream end just to weird out the McDonald&#8217;s Worker. Can also be done various other ways such as scooping the ice cream onto you face for warrior paint.</div>
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<div>Even <a href="http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-08-01/gossip/29860036_1_cone-ing-justin-bieber-online-video">Justin Bieber does it</a>. Oops, Internet trend OVER!</div>
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<div>Also, I only just realized how that guy didn&#8217;t have to reach very far for his cone, <em>because his steering wheel is on the wrong side! </em>Is coneing a British thing? Because then it just got UN-OVER.</div>
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