It takes a metric butt-ton of badassery for a 12-year-old boy to tool around town on a unicorn bike. Do not mess with this kid, he has more raw chutzpah then ten men. This man will be President one day, or at least your boss. That this kid looks almost exactly like I did at his age is a fact that is not lost on me. I was probably fatter. By “probably” I mean “A lot.”